"Shocker"ing two hotties simultaneously since...
well, since last year around this time.
I'm still here. I'm still in the basement. I'm still working on that novel that I will publish before Chris gets the chance. I can still hack the Writing About Writing signal for my own ends...as you can see.
And since we're coming up on NaNoWriMo, and I'm a big, huge NaNoWriMo fanboy, you can expect to be hearing a lot more of me in the next couple of months.
I'm sure stupid Chris and his stupid staff are going to try to convince you that NaNo is some unwise event that can do more harm than good if you're not careful and blah blah blah yakidy shmackidy. But, like last year, I'll be here to do damage control.
Chris tried to post something meaningful, but I hacked the signal to make sure you all know I'm here in all my evil glory. I wear black. I hate babies. I never help old ladies. I use the shocker without prior consent. I take the last cookie even if I can tell you want it.
And I love NaNoWriMo.
If being evil is wrong, I don't wanna be right.