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And we thought CHRIS was pretentious.
At least Chris doesn't have a cape. |
Back in Fall of 2012,
Chris was cloned. Not merely cloned at the physical DNA level, but his clone was also given a memory overlay so that until that exact moment of its creation they were the same person. Even now, their main differences tend to have to do with hair dye and liking NaNoWriMo. His clone lives deep within the basement in a subterranean kingdom, and terrorizes the staff of
Writing About Writing, occasionally kidnapping young divas (especially if they're named Erika). He also occasionally hacks into the Writing About Writing mainframe and posts his own articles. He keeps the archive down in the basement where Chris can't get to them.
You Can't Stop the Signal--Evil Chris introduces Himself
15 Things to Remember About NaNoWriMo if You Do It Despite the Advice Not To
Liberating Erika from the Pretentitron
Why Failure is Awesome but Quitting is for Losers
NaNoWriMo Warm Up (Best if done before NaNo)
7 Bits of Advice to Get You Through Week Three NaNoWriMo
Alea Iacta Est (10 Item Final Prep Checklist for NaNoWriMo)
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