The Contrarian. It's a one way turn from a freeway offramp, so drivers often only look left to see if there's oncoming traffic before turning. If I'm coming from my house (coming from their left), they usually see me without any problem, but if I'm walking towards home (from the right) they often don't bother looking–they glance to see if there's oncoming traffic and then dart out, never thinking that there could be a pedestrian coming from the other direction. Every couple of days, drivers whip out without even seeing me and if I'd kept walking, I would have been hit. I try to make sure I have eye contact before proceeding. There was a near miss yesterday as a driver–
DRA: Not all drivers are like that. I'm not like that.
Where did you come from? I'm in the middle of a Writing About Writing post. Excuse me. Anyway, I have to keep vigilant for these drivers because they don't look both ways–
DRA: Not all drivers do that. You can't just make sweeping generalizations like that.
Okay, I don't know what you're doing here, but you're kind of derailing my point. Enough drivers are like that to make being a pedestrian very dangerous–especially when they don't think to look out for our safety.
DRA: What you are saying impugns all drivers, and we need to stop painting them all with the same brush. Not all drivers are so careless.
Yes, but all pedestrians are in danger and have to be careful of drivers who aren't.
DRA: But what you said was about all drivers. ALL drivers are not dangerous drivers, this is about drivers. Because you are generalizing in a way that hurts me.
Actually this is about me almost getting hit.
DRA: By ONE driver. ONE bad apple.
Yes, but this happens all the time. I am constantly being endangered by drivers. I don't know which drivers are going to be the safe ones and which ones are going to not pay attention at a one way turn.
DRA: Not me though. This is about all the good drivers out there you're hurting and offending with your generalizations. I take umbrage with you painting "drivers" with the same brush.
This is not about drivers. This is about how dangerous it is to be a pedestrian. I'm sure there are great drivers, but enough of them are dangerous that my safety becomes an issue almost daily.
DRA: You know drivers probably wouldn't almost hit you if you wore something more visible. Maybe you should carry a whistle to let them know you're there. Maybe if you walked in pairs you would be easier to spot.
Or maybe they should look both ways because that's like the first thing you learn in driving school.
DRA: I do look both ways.
Great. Then this is not about you.
DRA: It is about me because I'm a driver. You said "DRIVERS" don't look both ways. Not all of us are like that. Most of us look both ways. Whoever allegedly almost hit you is probably a good driver too. They spend their whole lives making safe turns and now you want to assassinate their character because they didn't think one turn all the way through?
I'm not assassinating anything. They almost hit a baby. And it happens EVERY FUCKING DAY.
DRA: So you say. I'm sorry, but I can't really even listen to this without getting the other side of the story. Well meaning drivers who (maybe) make an innocent mistake deserve my rational impartiality.
The other side of the story? What other side of the story?
DRA: How do I know you didn't make one of those "go ahead" gestures, and then regretted it after the fact.
What? Why are you just making stuff up? I'm telling you I was almost hit and that it happens a lot.
DRA: But you're fine. Be thankful it wasn't worse. If you really don't want to get hit, you'll dodge the cars. When a legitimate hit is coming towards you, the reflexes have ways of shutting that down.
That's completely absurd. Pedestrians get killed all the time.
DRA: Look, I'm not saying you just want attention, but there are a lot of people who fraudulently report accidents–maybe for the insurance money, or maybe just for sympathy. How do I even know you're not one of those?
Why would I do that?
DRA: How should I know? You pedestrians have your reasons. Did you report this "terrible crime"?
The cops wouldn't care.
DRA: Convenient. Did anybody else see it happen?
Lots of people saw it. Nobody did anything. I don't know who any of them are, and they didn't stop to do anything about it.
DRA: Wow. The convenient hits just keep on coming. Pedestrians have been making up stories about dangerous drivers for a long time.
Pedestrians get killed by drivers all the time! How is that making anything up?
DRA: Sure, but those pedestrians... I mean they're near the road, wearing clothes that don't scream "get away." They're kind of asking for it. I mean sometimes drivers can't control their vehicles. Drivers will be drivers. Have you even bothered to think about how traumatized the driver might be?
The dri–? Are you fucking serious? Have you lost all perspective?
DRA: Changing drivers' behavior is too hard. You should focus on how to make sure pedestrians DON'T GET HIT. You can't just go around generalizing that all drivers are bad because you didn't bother to undergo a few basic safety precautions.
Yes, I fucking can! Get out of my post. Go away!
DRA: I don't see why you can't be reasonable about this. Pedestrians are always so hysterical about everything. I already can't drive my monster truck on their sidewalks without consequence, but they sure can come into my streets any time they want. You Pedestrian Safety Warriors and your anti-driver rhetoric are just trying to destroy good and decent drivers with your Pedestradry. I'm tired of your anti-driver, anti-car bigotry.
DRA: And why aren't we talking about how often people on foot hurt cars. I mean they can key them or break their windows. Do you think it's another driver who steals a stereo systems. No. It's a person on foot. The struggle is real.
That has nothing to do with–
DRA: Wait you said this happens a lot? Why do you keep putting yourself in that position day after day.
What? You mean walking down the street?
DRA: Honestly, you probably wanted to get hit. I mean, look at how much attention you're getting.
You need to leave.
DRA: Sounds like you could use a good collision honestly. I hope you get run over!
Get the fuck out of my post.
DRA: Look I'm sorry that you're misunderstanding me. See how emotional pedestrians are? And they're anti-driver bigots.
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