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Friday, March 21, 2014

Do You Want a Guest Blogger?


You know, they say the best way for a blogger to get new readers is to have and do guest blogging.
You expose yourselves to a whole new audience who may come check you out.

By the same token any blogger writing on YOUR blog will likely bring several of their readers over to check you out. It's a little bit like those old chicken pox parties--except with fewer awkward moments of parents trying to force the kids to play Twister.

"They" also say that guest blogging is so last year, and that today it's just about spammy spammers. I suspect it's useful to actual writers and less so to people trying to scam the internet.

So we should totally try to poach each other's readers come to a mutually beneficial arrangement. I would love to have the chance to shamelessly steal provide another blog your readers might enjoy reading instead of as well as yours.)

Though I currently maintain Writing About Writing, as well as writing regularly for two other blogs (which I mention mostly by way of letting you know that my ability to "whip something out for later on this afternoon" may somewhat stressed), with enough advanced notice I would love to do a guest post. If I'm unfamiliar with your blog, I'll probably want to check it out to make sure it's a blog I wouldn't mind associating my name with.

Here are some guidelines so we don't waste each other's time:

  • If you're big enough to pay your writers, but offering me only "exposure," you can kindly fuck off. Look around: I do enough free work as it is. I'd rather put in some unpaid hours improving my numbers than yours.
  • I do not do web content.
  • If you're too small to pay any writers, that's okay. But I'm going to ask to be able to put one or two of self-pimping links in my article so that I can abscond with expose your readers to my work.
  • If you have a very small readership perhaps we can work out some sort of featured article where I post on both your blog and mine, but give you a few day's head start.
  • If I can't really get behind your blog's philosophy, I'll probably take a pass. I don't have a hard rubric for this. I've guiltlessly written for publications with full nudity where enthusiastic consent was a vociferous philosophy, and I've turned down opportunities to write for major national magazines before because I don't like the beauty/fashion industry's promotion of unattainable beauty standards. If you think I'd probably appreciate your take on edgy content, I probably will. If you think I'd probably consider writing for you to be selling out, I probably will.
  • I do not fucking do web content.
  • My writing is MINE (unless you pay a lovely fee). I understand SEO and content writing and that this is not an average request. I'm not going to undermine your blog by turning around and reposting a guest post somewhere else (including here), but I'm also not going to sign away the rights to my creative efforts unless you are just paying me a shit-ton of money. 
  • I lied. I will do web content. You pay me a dollar a word, and don't look too closely at the Wikipedia article on the subject, and I will write any web content you want. But unless you're ready to pay me a small fortune, seriously, I don't fucking do fucking web content!!
  • You probably want to copy edit my work. If I've taught you nothing in this blog, let it be that every writer needs an editor, and I personally am extra imperfect when it comes to my ability to proof my own copy. I'm getting better, but your blog's reputation will probably want you to at least make a pass for missing commas and homophones.
  • I totally work for sexual favors. (As long as they're enthusiastic!) But I've been burned before by "store credit" so it's all payment up front...if you know what I mean!
  • I wasn't kidding about the web content thing.

If you've cruised around Writing About Writing (or Ace of Geeks or Grounded Parent), you probably already have a sense of the topics I would be excited about and which ones I'd scrunch my face up like you just told me the chips I was eating were made of beetle dung. I'm probably not going to be someone you want writing about SEO or typewriter maintenance but if you want my take on literary analysis of a video game, how to set up social media for a modern writing career without feeling like you're spending too much time NOT WRITING, or how to find time to write with an infant in the house, I'm totes your guy.

And of course, I'd be happy to tweak something I've already written to fit into your blog if you want a slightly different take on an existing article.

Just don't tell me I can't drop the fucking F-bomb.

Of course, if you have a print medium and you are interested in soliciting an article, all of this applies equally to print media. I just mostly exist in the e-pub world.

4 comments:

  1. Hum-mm. Would you be willing to work strictly from a title/question? I have a post I've been working on for a while. Nah, probably not worth your time. My blog remains in the single digits.

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    1. That is pretty small, but if you want to do something like a "featured article" where I write the piece for you and give your blog a couple of day's "head start" on running it before I put it in my own blog, that might work for me. You've been a wonderful reader, so I'm more inclined to figure something out if you're serious.

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