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Monday, May 20, 2013

Question: What's With All the Threesome and Cheerleader References? Are You a Total Perv?

The Short Answer:  Totes, yo!  You should see my porn collection!

The Long Answer: 

Well....yes, I am, but I don't usually stick my perviness in other people's faces.  Unless...you know...they ask for that sort of thing. 

So to speak.

Writing About Writing is written through a persona--a character if you will.  While "Chris Brecheen" and Chris Brecheen have a lot in common, they aren't exactly the same person.  One writes threesomes as often as possible and considers an article to be a little bit of a failure if there's no reference to one in it. The other one might not turn one down. Maybe.

If we're being painfully honest here,
I have to admit that this is WAY too suave for me.
Honestly, if you met me in real life, you'd realize that not only am I pretty shy, but I actually have pretty high standards.  My usual approach to sexual adventures generally involves some completely inept flirting, and being so awkward that women realize they have to take the lead or we really ARE going to talk about the social significance of zombies vs. vampires as movie monsters all night long. I've never successfully asked anyone out. Ever. I always get turned down. Women have always approached me.

The frequency of people finding my Unfly McAntigame charming is pretty low, so it's not like a lot of opportunities fall into my lap....

...uh....

....so to speak.  (It's kind of bothering me how much these jokes are pretty much just writing themselves.)

And yeah, while I have a pretty typical heterosexual male reaction to girl-on-girl action, or the thought of being in a hottie sandwich, I only turn my Crass-O-Meter up past eleven (where instead of the actual number "11," there is a picture of Barney Stinson looking AWESOME) when I am writing here. 

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