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Sunday, March 8, 2015

A Day "Off"

Crime is on the decline in New Zealand, the plan to take over the world using volcanoes stuffed with hummus has been foiled, and the gang is on their way back home (with a quick stop at the Aulani Disney Resort for a mud mask/massage victory lap), so I need to spend today flushing the blow down the toilet, sending the hookers home, getting all the sex toys out of the living room. Plus one of the hookers killed a politician; I'm going to have to get rid of the body.

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